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    1. Hook ManĀ 1.07

      (Source: punkrockcrowley, via sam-wayward-winchester)

       


    2. sararye:

      every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

      (via dimpleforyourthoughts)

       


    3. overlypolitebisexual:

      you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

      (via scottinpanties)

       

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    5. i just want someone to read to me. while i try and wash soup off my face because im a pathetic little slob with no concept of what manners or cleanliness are.

       


    6. Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

      IM A MUGGLE BORN??? NOOOOO. IM A FUCKING MUD BLOODED NOTHING

      (Source: tracey-hummel, via queenlilybaker)

       


    7. oh fuck. i just realized i havnt shaved for a while… its all in my beard/stubble… noooooooo THE SHOWER HURTS ME BECAUSE WATER PRESSURE ON FACE AND JUST PAIN IN GENERAL FROM STANDING FUCK YOU FACE

      FUCK YOU POTATOS

      FUCK

      YOUU

       


    8. THERE IS SOUP ALL OVER MY FUCKING MOUTH BUT I DONT FUCKING CARE CAUSE THERES A POTATO IN MY FACE. IM SO PROUD OH YESSSS

       


    9. THESE FUCKING POTATO BITS ELUDE ME

      I FINALLY MANAGED TOG ET ONE IN THOUGH

      I ACTUALLY SHED A FEW TEARS BECAUSE IT HURT SO MUCH TO GET IN THERE

      AND YOU KNOW WHAT

      THE SOUP NEEDED SALT ANYWAY. FUCK YOUR SHIT SOUP

      FUCK YOUR SHIT

       


    10. licensetocannibalize:

      cknd:

      I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

      image

      (via bagofships)

       


    11. I WANT TO FUCKING CRY. I CANT OPEN MY MOUTH WIDE ENOUGH TO EAT THIS FUCKING POTATO IN THIS SOUP. IT HURTS TOO MUCH AND I CAN FINALLY SEMI EAT SOLID FOODS

      DAMMIT

       

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    13. 69shadesdarker:

      e-jack-ulation:

      robelessd:

      twinssss

      i want them both

      These twins make me feel some type of way and one of them is gay

      (Source: joanne-h, via commanderboner)

       

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